Kids say the Darnest Things 2

One Saturday, when Ty was about 3, he and his dad were hanging out together doing some projects around the house.  They went to run some errands and were gone for quite a while.  When they returned Ty was very excited and ran up to me exclaiming, "Mom! Me and Dad bought some hookers!!!"  My eyes widened and I looked up at Thomas as he very quickly retrieved a package of bungees out of the hardware store bag he was holding to show me.